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I want to build a time machine any idea how to build one ?

2007-03-11 04:56:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Engineering

20 answers

a couple of kellogs boxes, two empty toilet rolls and some sticky back plastic

2007-03-11 05:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by jamesoliver 3 · 0 0

Never mind the previous negative answers, of course they can be built, but I'm sorry, I can't be more helpful as I'm waiting for my patent to come through.
But if you do manage to build a time machine, I'll meet you in the pub last Friday for a pint !!
Good luck (as if you'll need it?)........

2007-03-11 05:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by stuart d 4 · 0 0

I've got one. It only goes forward in time though.

It's my bed. I go in it and when I get out of it I'm several hours into the future. It has been known to shunt me a full day into the future.

It's very economical with dilithium crystals.........it doesn't need any!

2007-03-12 15:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 1 0

I think you need some space! Take all the time you want, but the guys in the white coats will come for you soon, so hurry!

2007-03-14 04:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need some chair foam, a belt buckle, raisins and two bicycle tyre dust caps. Get them first, then I'll let you know what to do from there.

2007-03-11 05:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ensure that both reciprocitors are running in series, not parallel. Wire your accumulator firmly to prevent the dicombobulation of the gillet flange at full power.

2007-03-11 13:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by skipper409 2 · 0 0

I have the only Flux Capacitor left in the world. If you want it, it will cost you $10,000,000. Where you get the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is your problem.

2007-03-11 05:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah. I built a pair two years ago. One to go forward and one to go back. Problem is that I went forward without taking the one to go back, so I'm stuck here.

D*mn.... I forgot my engineering notes. I'll get back to you when I have it again.

2007-03-11 05:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 1 0

get drunk on a friday, sleep on the saturday then on the sunday go back to where you were on friday and look at the influence of alcahole in ur body lol.
ashsp

2007-03-11 05:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by ash s 1 · 0 0

Time is a man made invention and hence does not exist in reality so good luck in controlling something that does not exist

2007-03-11 05:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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