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One winter morning in Pennsylvania a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park .." Then the electric power went off.

Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

2007-03-11 04:24:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

for the record i'm a blonde

2007-03-11 08:42:00 · update #1

11 answers

it has an ok beat and is easy to dance to, dog. i give it a 6

2007-03-11 04:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by leroy_w_jackson 3 · 0 0

That's cute... I told it to my mother and she enjoyed it. Makes more sense if it's the television announcer or if the radio were battery-operated, though.

2007-03-11 11:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i told this joke before if i can remember crrectly or i just might have heard it but its sstill kinda funny

2007-03-11 11:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0 0

LOL. I love this Joke! LOL.

Good One!

Have a great Sunday!

2007-03-11 13:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

It's Kind of funny.

2007-03-11 11:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kyla 4 · 0 0

lol thats really funny

2007-03-11 11:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0 0

not really funny

2007-03-11 14:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL I liked it.

2007-03-11 11:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by lance4uok 3 · 0 0

ha ha!

2007-03-11 11:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 0

it's long, but, I guess ,o.k. { I'm Blonde}

2007-03-11 11:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by Gertie 3 · 0 0

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