mmmm, cheers.
Because you shouldn't be.
murderers wont be able to murder anymore,
thieves wont have anything to steal,
you wont have a body to burn or hurt anyhow
we will be in the majority, so I suggest we stage a coup and turn it into a party.
All there is in heaven is christian folk and sacrimental wine, down in hell we have tequilla, vodka, and deep fried marsbars, its like cayote ugly down there.
2007-03-11 04:09:14 · 21 answers · asked by Zen禅Maiden :ジェダイ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm no more worried about hell than I am about the Death Star coming to blow up planet Earth.
2007-03-11 04:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I personally have a Swedenborgian view of hell where your "soul" stays on earth and if more people think badly about you, you are in hell. If more people think good about you, you are in heaven. Since positive christians, atheists and other religions out number the hateful christians then we will all be in heaven. They have it wrong and they are going to fry.
2007-03-11 11:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know this one: A guy comes to hell. He is surprised that it is a quite nice bar with beatiful women a lot fo nice drinks with a big punch to it etc. In one corner of hell however he sees people screaming and flames bursting around them. So he asks Satan who is sitting next to him: "Yo, what's the flames all about?", and Satan replies: "Aw, nothing! That's for the catholics, they want it that way!"
2007-03-11 14:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only Hell that factually exists is a small town in mid-Michigan, of which is a very nice place full of nice Hellites;) LOL
2007-03-11 11:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have always thought that the Christians got the destination wrong, along with everything else. Wherever they are gathered together – that is hell.
2007-03-11 11:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not worried about hell, because, I've already been there. My ex is Satan and I had to endure 3 yrs of hell on earth. Nothing scares me now.
2007-03-11 11:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by FireBug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think most of the hot chicks in heaven will sneak down because they all like the bad boys.
2007-03-11 11:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell will be a lot more fun, and we'll TP Heaven every chance we get.
2007-03-11 11:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow, you all are so misguided. Whoever told you hell would be fun is wrong. So wrong. I honestly feel sorry for you.
2007-03-11 11:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by hanknowaff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my fellow coyotes will see ya there, and we'll have plenty of beer - I'm a master brewer!
2007-03-11 11:18:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋