Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers ! ! !
2007-03-11 04:08:39 · 10 answers · asked by Kil B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's awesome! Have you seen those poor souls with a donut in the palm and cigarette in the fingers? (Those CAN'T go together *LOL*)
2007-03-11 04:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Love it! LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2007-03-11 06:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
funny
you were worse than the women
2007-03-11 04:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats good gd thing im too young to drive or id be offended
2007-03-11 04:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-11 05:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ROSENRO+ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-03-11 04:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! love it!!!
that's what we call multi-tasking!
2007-03-11 04:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 04:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R AN IDIOT
2007-03-11 04:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by dave w 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he, lol
2007-03-11 04:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋