A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . whether you're here or not."
2007-03-11 03:45:43 · 12 answers · asked by Kil B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more women should think like that, lol.
2007-03-11 03:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 7/10
2007-03-11 11:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum! THAT"S the way the cookie crumbles!! LOL. LOL.
Great Joke! .......... 10*
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-11 13:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that a question??
Funny though!
xxx
2007-03-11 11:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by ellie_93xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny. that @sshole of a husband...
2007-03-11 10:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I like it!!
2007-03-11 10:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulously witty!
A way to go! :)
2007-03-11 11:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by S from Dublin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smooth
2007-03-11 11:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, got my laughing.
she's a clever wife...
2007-03-11 11:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 10:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋