2007-03-11 03:30:36 · 22 answers · asked by Azy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
com on people.. use your imagination!!
2007-03-11 03:34:34 · update #1
Slaps you with a wet fish!
2007-03-11 03:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Shadygoingson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay- I know you want imagination, but this is a true story, honest-
I am walking in the park with my daughter who is about three at the time- my daughter had the lightest colored hair- it was almost white and fluffy like cotton candy. This little old lady whom I have never met nor seen before walks up to me, puts a finger in my face and stats completely chewing me out about how I should e ashamed of myself for dying my daughter's hair-"she too young- she too young!" she kept yelling- I was so taken aback I did not know what to say- really could not get a word in edgewise but had to crack up laughing after she left still wagging her finger and muttering under her breath, "she too young, shame shame you dye her hair!"
2007-03-11 11:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
asks do you have a packet of lite cheese and onion walkers crisps, that is in 35g bag and has a picture of gary linekaer on the front, you turn to him and say no, he then asks if you have a bottle of brecon carreg mineral water 500mls precicely, at 5 degrees temperature, you again say no, he then says what have you got? you turn around and say i got a cheese sandwich with branston pickle, a pack of salt and vinegar walkers lite crisps and a bottle of highland springs water 500ml at 6 degrees.you ask him if their any good, he says oh im just doing a survey thanks for your time!!!!ha ha ha lol
2007-03-14 15:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happens to me all the time...for a variety of reasons. Usually they are looking for my extensive knowledge of salad dressing and the subtle taste differences.
2007-03-11 10:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...says "For all your kindness and benevolent deeds that you have done on this miserable planet I am giving you the opportunity to return to your home planet as the Queen of Goo-Goo-Ba-Shah...your exile has ended." And then WHOOSH I am going HOME!!!
2007-03-11 11:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Asks for money for a packet of cigarettes!
2007-03-11 10:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gives me flowers, happened on a train once. Was so surreal.
2007-03-11 10:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
says: "I'm not just a random person that comes up to you..."
2007-03-11 10:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrestles you to the ground, plants a big smackeroony on your lips and runs off....if only!!
2007-03-11 10:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offers me a ride in his flash new BMW???
2007-03-11 10:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋