A gay guy goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The gay guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
2007-03-11 03:18:48 · 18 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The gay man calmly looks at the chicken, picks it up and sticks his tongue in the bird's ***. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!!
2007-03-11 03:19:00 · update #1
Don't give up your day job. 2/10
2007-03-11 03:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Tell you what, that is a really great , hilarious end to something that could have become really nasty. I had to laugh quite uncontrollably for a little while on reading the additional details provided.
This goes into my reppertoire of jokes and if ever faced with a similar problem .......... Good one !
2007-03-11 10:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tigeripoh4301 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - worth 11 out of 10 if that were possible !
2007-03-11 10:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahahhahahaha !!!
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2007-03-11 10:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a good joke 10 /10
2007-03-11 12:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOh, Betty! That's a tough one to beat .... and finger licking good too .... nothing like a bit of spatchcock.
2007-03-11 10:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think the 'Lave sus manos' sign would cover that.
2007-03-11 10:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was good lol 8/10
2007-03-11 10:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
2007-03-11 10:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-11 11:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋