Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. Forcing him to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and notices his clothes in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, all spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Sweetheart, your breakfast is on the stove. I had to leave early to go shopping. Love you."
So, he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is sitting at the table, eating.
"What happened last night, son?" Sam asks.
His son replies, "Well, you came home after 3:00 AM, very drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
2007-03-11 01:55:56 · 6 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone. I'm married'," his son replies
2007-03-11 01:56:10 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I like your style. Good one
haha
2007-03-11 07:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice,"""note to the guys""" being drunk accuse,not happening.
2007-03-11 10:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a joke with nice ending? definitely! LOL!
2007-03-12 23:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! ;o]
2007-03-11 11:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay he he he, I liked this one thanks
2007-03-11 11:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋