can u send me some sardarji jokes?

Answer 1

Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't What do you call a

Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..swim!Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.Wnce a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.

He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.that is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up

Answer 2

yEAH..all of dese are Khushwant Singh's jokes
1)Boss tells Santa, his new employee:Santa ill give ya 8 rupees an hour starting 2day and it 3 months i will raise it to 10 rupees per hour.So when wud u like to start?
Santa:In 3 months!!

2)Banta walked up to the librarian of the Punjab Public Library and says:I borrowed dis book last week, but its the most boring to read.There was no whatsoever, and there were far too many characters.
Librarian:Oh, You must be the one who took our telelphone directory

3)Santa died and went to heaven.When he got to the pearly gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in affect due to the advances in education on arth.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1.Name two days of the week that bgin with 'T'
2.How many seconds are there in a year?

Santa thought for a few minutes then answered..
1.The two days of the week that begin with T are today and tomorrow
2.There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said"OK, ill buy the today and 2morrow, even though its not the answer i expected.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"

Santa replied:Well,january 2nd, february 2nd, march 2nd etc.

Saint peter let him in without another word.