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The defense attorney told his client, "We have good news and bad news.


"The bad news is that the blood test came back, exactly matching your DNA to that found at the scene of the crime."


"Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"


"Your cholesterol is only 140!"

2007-03-11 01:43:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

good sense of humour!really!!!!!

2007-03-11 01:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by vinni 2 · 0 0

Hmm.... Very bad news. The client needs to go jail while his cholesterol is not going help him at all.

2007-03-11 10:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Saanma 2 · 0 0

I would mainly find that very bad news.

Whats the point of having good cholesterol if you are serving life for murder?

2007-03-11 09:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well for me it's a bad news... hehe...

2007-03-11 09:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by guess_j 2 · 0 0

funny, lol

2007-03-11 09:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Song Zw 1 · 0 0

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2007-03-11 09:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 0 0

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