Reasons computers must be male?

Question

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


A better model is always just around the corner.


They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.


It is always necessary to have a backup.


They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.


The best part of having either one is the games you can play.


The lights are on but nobody's home.

Answer 1

ive posted but things like that and been called sexist but i have a sense of humor ..well done

Answer 2

Five Reasons Computers Must Be FemaleI.

I. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

II. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

III. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

IV. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

V. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-26-2002-12203.asp

Answer 3

May be cute girl,
Because,
1.Incredible in logic,
2.seeking fair data,
3.Keep on changing their configuration,
4.Need Male partner (Monitor and KB)
5.Laziness (need mouse)

Answer 4

I liked Brian's retort better

Answer 5

hah, those are really good!!

so true too, that's exactly how I feel most of the time!

Answer 6

wassa doin

Answer 7

Im a MALE and i think you are sexist.

Answer 8

very true lmao

Answer 9

True sister.....

Answer 10

i am so offended