Sitting on the edge of a state highway waiting to catch speed drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph he thinks "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder." So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car he sees a blonde driver with 4 old lady passengers, eyes wide and as white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused asks "Officer, whats the problem? I dont understand, Iwas doing exactly the speed limit."
"Ma'am," the police officer replies, "You were'nt speeding but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be an hazard to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" She asks, "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly, 22 miles per hour." she says proudly. The state police officer trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" is the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarassed the blonde grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before you go Ma'am.....
....I
2007-03-11 01:25:05 · 17 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....I have to ask a question, is everyone in this car ok? These women seem pretty shaken and they havent said a word"
"Oh they'll be alright in a minute officer, we just got off route 119"
2007-03-11 01:25:23 · update #1
silly and funny
2007-03-11 01:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by gaviscon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi there.
Old guy goes to his young doctor and tells him that he's getting older.
And he and his Wife are getting depressed that they never had any chidren,and they'd love to have someone to leave their little bits and pieces to,and carry on the Family name.
The Doctor, being the "Smart*ss that Doctors are trained to be,nowadays.
Says "Hey, Old Timer.perhaps your wife's a bit lonely and needs a bit of company .Why don't you take in a "Lodger"?
Then your wife's little bits and pieces might take on a new lease of life as she enjoys the companionship of someone new.
Man goes off with tears of gratitude in his eyes.
And the Doctor thinks:
"This'll be a laugh at the Medical Conferences when I tell 'em!"
Some weeks later the old Timer comes back.
And says "Oh,Doctor,Doctor.!
How can I ever thank you
My wife is Pregnant at long last.Thanks to your concern and advice.We'll be eternally grateful"
Doctor tries to hide smirk at stupidy of Old People.
And says,"Bye the way,
hows the Lodger?"
Old Guy says:Oh great!
"I got her pregnant as well! "
2007-03-11 03:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is reallllllllllly funny 1500000/10. a star for you
2007-03-11 01:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A trickle of wee just ran down my leg.
2007-03-11 01:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by king_sigh 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
must be a blonde....put her on the route with the highest number.......
2007-03-15 01:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Lucky Cat... thanks for addressing the joke to me.. the joke's hilarious.. that's a star for u... LOL! i just love blonde jokes... LOL!
2007-03-11 01:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That's such a funny joke!!!
2007-03-11 01:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by asbawrh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LóL
2007-03-11 01:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - got any more?
2007-03-11 01:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah that one's funny
2007-03-11 01:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by noaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋