There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was a karate chop from Korea.''
The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,''That was a karate chop from China.''
The little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , ''Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!''
2007-03-11 01:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,that's great.thanks Steve.
2007-03-11 21:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LóL..... Here are a few more, starring little guys, but these are still little, and not big little guys.... LóL....
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
2007-03-11 09:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-03-11 09:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's great! Got anymore?
2007-03-11 09:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-03-11 09:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-11 09:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by ChikkitaBananaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one steve
2007-03-11 09:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, cute cute cute
2007-03-11 09:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋