. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
2007-03-11 01:09:34 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a good joke!really! i liked veryyyyyy muchhhhhhhhhhh!
2007-03-11 01:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by vinni 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
at first, it might take an prolonged time for the Moose inhabitants to grow to be endangered, till there grew to become into some outbreak of illness that unfold at the instant in the direction of the inhabitants. they're listed as "Least concern". i'm additionally no longer likely to go out and hunt Moose in basic terms because of the fact Palin does. I genuinely have extra effectual issues to do with my existence than emulate some baby-kisser. in case you relatively are a PETA activist, you'll be extra offended by technique of what a number of your fellow PETA individuals have carried out. i grew to become into before unaware that throwing the helpless canines and cats which you have have been given in basic terms bashed in the top in a dumpster constituted "ethical therapy". a minimum of Sarah Palin should not be tried for killing rescued animals that have been in her care. i've got carried out a million,000 circumstances extra sturdy in my time as a Veterinary Technician than you may ever wish to. jointly as i grew to become into assisting animals in want, you have been busy breaking the regulation and whining approximately being "offended" by technique of the movements of others. strengthen the hell up.
2016-09-30 12:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I will have to tell hubby that one, he is a deer hunter, and he and his dad never get anything. They just go out and bond in the cold cold woods
2007-03-11 01:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thnx 4 da laugh..... But y did u delete dat dog-in-bed joke?? Was it red-carded??
2007-03-11 01:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-11 01:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-03-11 01:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 04:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋