Since today is the 3rd sunday in Lent, I thought maybe I could share this joke.
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
2007-03-11 00:52:16 · 9 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My avatar is sad cuz I feel like crying.
These jokes don't really help me.
I am having money & job seeking problems.
2007-03-11 01:07:35 · update #1
Nice one ;)
PS: psssssssssst!! I starred you!!
2007-03-11 00:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gd one. Here is an exchange.
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me
> it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
> take?" I ask.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even
> walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
>
2007-03-11 04:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if ur having money problems why waste ur money by posting this answer, ur wasting ur money on internet for nothing when u coulda bought 2 big macs
2007-03-11 01:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. - but wht the sad face?
2007-03-11 00:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by Misery 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-11 00:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-11 00:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by vinni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 04:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is the greatest joke. MY HUBBY will love it. Thanks
2007-03-11 00:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, that reminds me of one. I'll post now. please read...star
2007-03-11 01:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋