GOODNIGHT TO MOM
(You don't have to own a cat to get a hoot out of this guy's story!)
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the
front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife (who
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night) explains
to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say
goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
we drove away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ***
Downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
2007-03-11 00:21:22 · 10 answers · asked by kayjay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you've got me in tears.. LOL! that's a star for u... LOL!
2007-03-11 03:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 6/10
2007-03-11 00:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! Kudos! 10*
Great joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-03-13 11:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-11 00:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-11 00:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was real funny and GOOD!!
2007-03-11 00:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..ha ha he he..very good..thanks
2007-03-11 01:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
way too funny,....
you rock, gal!!!
2007-03-11 00:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-03-11 04:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is classic....thanks
2007-03-11 01:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋