Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations,
And my travels thru the nations,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car
You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary...
2007-03-10 23:44:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinning on the dashboard of my car
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridingon the dashboard of my car
2007-03-11 00:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry no plastic Jesus, just 5 different Bibles and 31 Christian books. One Chumash, and 2 books about cults, and 1 on Islam religion. Got 2 on Judaism.
2007-03-11 07:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Robert S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The members of the Roman Catholic Church place on a plastic rosary with the alleged picture of Jesus nailed on the cross and I saw them kissing the crucifix of Jesus
2007-03-11 07:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute song from Cool Hand Luke but I don't need a plastic one. I've got the real thing. Spiritually, of course.
2007-03-11 07:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist, but I bought the dashboard Buddy Christ from Kevin Smith's website...that's gotta count for something right?
2007-03-11 09:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
...and having remembered all the lyrics to your nonsensical jingle you bow down every day to your TV, the keys that starts your car and hope to find the doctor that will help to get your head out from up your.............? My Jesus, sadly, you may never know.... till of course when you meet Him... then He won't know you..............
2007-03-11 07:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to post this Q in the poetry section.
2007-03-11 07:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a Catholic thing . No other Christians do that! Funny song, did you make it up?
2007-03-11 07:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by gigi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not. Sorry.
2007-03-11 08:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh....here's one!
2007-03-11 07:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋