A man was praying to god.
He said, "God ?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"
And God cheerfully said,
"Sure!.......just a second ."
2007-03-10 23:37:20 · 22 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can u wait a second sir? LoL
2007-03-11 08:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
collect Gods penny from his residence
take care and hurry for the same
2007-03-11 07:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one stone! atleast it was a sensible one!!
i will rate it as 6 on 10. go ahead with more jokes . all the best.
2007-03-10 23:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 clever
2007-03-11 03:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i assumed it grew to become right into slightly too unrealistic (nicely to no longer rain on your parade, yet once you are able to genuinely think of the stuff occurring its funnier). whether it did make me snicker a splash. - 4 out of 10
2016-09-30 12:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great pun! It is so refreshing! Well, to compliment your joke, it is not easy to just type it in words... But just 2 words from me: Love it!
2007-03-10 23:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
8/10
2007-03-11 08:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha , hehe , I cant stop laughing .Nice joke.
Okie okies , I ll give a 100 /100 , Full marks .
2007-03-10 23:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by Hope Summer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that I can never remember jokes
2007-03-10 23:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's almost as funny as when muslims say allah is God.
2007-03-11 03:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋