Man: What kind of a wife do you want? Friend: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!
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A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct."Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he Screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right
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2007-03-10 22:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first joke make it confirm that some of the men are selfish
and the second one shows women's intelligence
2007-03-10 22:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just a different version of the same joke. The one i know goes:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
Then one day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary,
''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2007-03-11 06:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve never said "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" to Adam.
Adam would have got scared.
She wouldn't have said I don't want any more children.
For it was fr the purpose god had sent her.
2007-03-11 06:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read em, heard em, liked em both times. There are so many and it seems like a lot of duplication. Ok with me,
good job.
2007-03-14 00:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones! 10/10 to both!
2007-03-11 06:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's Funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-13 18:41:40 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has many different versions. Old.
2007-03-11 06:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard both jokes before but i still find them funny...
2007-03-11 06:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah nice
2007-03-11 23:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-11 06:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by preyanka r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋