Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too." "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"
"A judge told him."
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!!
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The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
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The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn`t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
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Whats the real meaning of WIFE:
W.. wonderful
I... instrument
F....for
E...enjoyment.
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Whats the real meaning of LOVE.
L...lost
O..of
V..valuable
E... energy
2007-03-10 22:17:42 · 16 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
seriously, is that supposed to be a question for people to answer?
2007-03-10 22:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anne 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny, I like these:
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
and:
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
and:
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
I thought those were good, too. :-)
Humor is great, I liked your question.....
2007-03-10 22:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nice jokes... My bf doesn't believe in Santa, and I'm pretty sure he's not yet Santa, but already he's giving me a lot of gifts!!!
2007-03-10 23:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first four. 7/10.
2007-03-10 22:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha properly reliable i have been given a sex shaggy dog tale for you wish you want it :) on listening to that her grandad had only died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her even as she requested how he died her nan replyed by technique of sayin that he had had a heart attack even as makin love 2 her kate stated that it became stupid that 2 previous human beings the position havin sex because it became askin for difficulty her nan replyed by technique of sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish %. of the church bells because it became only the right % she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by technique of sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he could nonetheless be alive right this moment'' :) xxx
2016-12-01 19:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by yau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the Hen say when Rooster tried to rape her?
**** **** **** Fuckaaak
2007-03-10 22:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by priyankji 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-03-10 22:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one an oldy but a goody.
third one got a smirk
the others got no response.
2007-03-10 22:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hmmm....
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are bosses really of this type..?
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that's correct
i'm believe that i don't believe in Santa
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how can u blame a living thing to be an instrument?
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2007-03-10 22:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see no questions.
2007-03-10 22:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋