If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
2007-03-10 20:27:37 · 19 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA... love it :) here are some of my personal favs. looks like ill be adding yours to the list too. haha
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
2007-03-18 18:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Curious Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he just goes sideways
So are Lesbians from Lesbia?
Didn't you know nipples are braille for " titty"?
I hope this isn't one of those "mature" photos
It is in Arkansas
No they take Lip breaks . Tons of em each day.
No, Chinese breasts are my picks.
To complain you're not doing it right
As fast as a burrito at an Oprah taste test special
Still undergoing testing on the Bush family. Keeps rejecting their bumm holes though.
I thought it was spelling Viagra .Thats why I like it.
They enjoy watching the other 4 just going through the motions
2007-03-11 05:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahh as wise as you may seem, are these your thoughts or the thoughts of others that you are trying to flow through the minds of listeners... sorry but what goes through one ear quickly leaves the other in my case! lol good thinking
2007-03-16 00:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones I loved them. I hope you don't mind that I wrote some dumb questions:-
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-11 06:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah.. yay! I'm gonna start calling 11 onety one!
2007-03-11 05:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a weird way o thinking! lol
2007-03-19 00:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
2007-03-11 05:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have wanted to know the same thing s
2007-03-16 16:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, nicee list. LOL. haha
2007-03-11 05:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-17 05:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋