Ignore, change subject, ask you back something?

Question

Typical behaviour when you ask something about the Bible, right?

Well check this out:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjVbOuE_0UpU09_q58xPlUjsy6IX?qid=20070311005014AAY2lJN

Sounds like what fundamentalist Christians would say when people question the Bible.

Ignore, change subject, ask you back something else.

3 things though, replying to the people who answered:

1. God could do it, because he's pretty much Almighty. Yep.
2. I can accept a universe that has no beginning, because God might've made it this way.
3. I don't follow the Bible, I'm a Muslim.



Anyways, no one gave me a straight answer to my questions, all they did was ignore the question and change the subject. Reminds me of dogmatic fundamentalists.

Here's something fun:

When theists claim that God made the Big Bang, atheists would ask "What started God in the first place?"

Here's my personal answer: Sorry love, the burden of proving that it is not God that started the Big Bang but something else falls on your shoulder.


I'm sorry darling, Mr.Wonka isn't being reasonable.

Answer 1

When they ignore, insist for an answer.

When they change subject, get them back on the right track.

When they ask you back something, answer them & continue with your query.

Answer 2

1: Let's suppose there was a 'first cause' - Something that started everything else off, but was itself not caused by an antecedent event. Well, if that's the case, why put a beard on it and call it 'God'? Why couldn't it just have been a mindless natural event, just like every other natural event that it was responsible for? There's no reason to personalise it and give it human emotions and desires and faults.

2: If the universe is a remarkable thing which needs something to account for its origin, then most assuredly something that can *design* and *create* a universe is infinitely *more* remarkable and infinitely more in need of something to account for its origin. Proposing an intelligent creator leaves you with an infinitely bigger problem than you started with.

Hope this helps...

Answer 3

To answer your original question:
I don't know. I'm not a scientist.

But if I were to follow your pattern (in exaggeration, of course):
Whatever, weirdo. I just swallowed an ice cube and I feel okay. But does swallowing ice cubes really damage you physically?

Answer 4

Well the burdon of proving God exists falls on your shoulders. Prove that first and we'll go from there.

Answer 5

ok lets go the top again u asked what????u asked a question then answered with two questions then gave us a funky riddle... ok am i there yet....
ok so ill answer with my own jokes cool
www.lds.org
www.mormon.org

A Mormon guy in line to get lunch leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Mormon joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an anti-Mormon. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's an anti-Mormon. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's an anti-Mormon. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."

A priest was walking down the street one day when he saw a group of young boys sprinkling water on top of some newborn kittens. Curious, the priest went up to them, and asked "What are you boys doing?" They replied innocently "We're baptising these kittens so they can be catholic." The priest smiled, praised the boys and walked away. A few weeks later, the priest was walking down the same street and saw the same group of boys huddled around a wash tub. They were very carefully dunking the same group of kittens one by one into the water. The priest, more curious than before, came up and asked the boys "What are you doing this time?" The boys replied "Well, now we're baptizing kittens to be mormon." The priest, puzzled, said "But isn't this the same group of kittens that you baptized to be catholic a few weeks ago?" Without blinking, the boys responded "Yes. But now their eyes are opened."

God granting miracles
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? It depends!

If it is the Relief Society it takes four. One to fix refreshments. One to bring the tablecloth. One to design the Center Piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs. They call a Priesthood Executive Council And delegate it to the Elders.

If it is the Elders it takes four. Three that don't show up, and One to change the bulb.

If it is the High Priests it takes four. Two to push the wheel chairs. One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.

If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one. He holds the light bulb in the socket And the whole world revolves around him

When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries' field. To deal with this problem, a large banner was posted, which read "Missionaries Only."

The next day, BYU students were out on the field, playing touch football and throwing Frisbees. They had posted a new banner which read, "Every member a missionary

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion. The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David." The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Thomas and I am Catholic and this is the Crucifix." The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Johnny and I am Mormon and this is a casserole

2 Nephi
During the Vietnam War, a group of soldiers were ambushed. Fire was exchanged and during it all, a young LDS soldier was hit in the chest. The others had no choice but to retreat, leaving their friend's body in the tall grass.

Later that night, back at the camp, they saw a figure moving towards them. One of the soldiers yelled out, "Who goes there?" Out of the shadows stumbled the LDS soldier. The group stood in disbelief, wanting to know how he survived.

The LDS soldier reached into his jacket and pulled out a pocket version Book of Mormon with a bullet lodged in it. Holding it high in the air he exclaimed, "Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets through Second Nephi

happy reading ctr

Answer 6

How dare you disrespect Willy Wonka-I am reporting you to Pat Robertson directly.

Answer 7

Are you the Crocodile Hunter?

Answer 8

Anohter"Shining Star."SO you are a Muslim.Who cares !! You should keep your trap shut before somebody who has a problem w/ISLAM silences your moronic,machinistic trap pal !!

Answer 9

Your irony is showing.

Answer 10

I hereby take away your speaking privileges.