I need help..see I've decided to work for God as a specialist in the spiritual realm..something like exorcisms

Question

i want to be an expert in demonology and stuff for the sole reason of educating our fellow Christians of the 4th dimension and to be a cancer in Satan's head..but i'm only 18 this year but i really long to be this fast and starting helping fast(since the end of time is here as well)..i need some help guidance and training from someone preferably in Colombo(Sri Lanka) and a starting point..so if anyone of u could help me...All i can do is pray for u.. Pls help me to become a cancer to Satan.

Answer 1

Christians cannot be educated. They have been granted immunity. In any case, the concept of education is grossly misconstrued in Sri Lanka.

Answer 2

I'm not sure if this is a serious post, so I'll answer seriously. I have investigated Demonic possession from top to bottom and inside out. I do worship Demons, after all. I have never, personally, found any evidence that Demonic possession exists. And you think I would have by now considering I work closely with Demons daily. Of course my Demons and Christian Demons aren't really the same thing...

But here's the thing - in every possession case I've ever investigated there was mental defect or physiological disorder or emotional problems in the person allegedly "possessed". Here's the thing - possession doesn't exist. What does exist is mentally disturbed people. I feel that people who perform "exorcisms" are just pandering to these people and not helping them at all. They need real medical and/or psychological help - not exorcism.

My advice -- find a real career to help people like counseling or psychology. The job title of Demon Exorcist won't pay your bills or put food on your table.

Answer 3

The answer is you can't.

Only Christ has the power to expel demons. That authority was granted to the apostles, but for the most part demons are not something human beings were designed to deal with.

I'm actually very concerned about this question. I'm concerned because this seems to be more about destroying the enemy than about worshiping and serving Christ. From this text, I would have to say I don't think you are saved. Salvation can't be earned by works. It is grace from God, and believe me, you know when you receive it. It usually involves lots and lots of crying, begging, and pleading to God to forgive your sins.

What this sounds like is an attempt to actually lead you down the wrong path. I can imagine a person (and this is not speculation on you, so much as on what you are proposing) seeing this as something that makes them special, powerful, elevated, and more important to God than others.

The truth is we are all in this battle all of the time, and the way we fight it is through having the Word of God ie the Bible not just with us, but inside us through love of God's holy truth.

If you want really to get under the skin of the enemy, then tell every person you know that Christ is God incarnate, and that He suffered for them, died for them in humiliation, shame and anguish, shouldering the burden of all their sin, and three days later rose again from the dead, forever breaking the power of sin in this world. He did all of those things because of a love so pure and true and deep it's not even possible to fully conceptualize it. When we accept this, repent and the commit to obeying Christ (and the last one is absolutely necessary) the sin in our hearts is broken, and we now have a choice whether to sin or not.

The enemies power is broken. It broke the moment Christ died on the cross.

I would actually recommend seeking out a protestant, puritan or calvanistic church or a church that has it's roots in one of these things. The reason for this is because these churches make an effort to read and follow the Bible for what it says and what it is. The church I go to has roots in puritanism and calvanism. The sermons by the pastor from the last five or six years are available online as a free download. There are also classes available online as well, again free of charge. There are probably many resources out there for you, but I know for a fact the ones offered by my church are rooted in scripture, and I can genuinely recommend them. The web address is below.

Answer 4

I don't know about being a cancer in Satan's head, but if you do that as well as are in being a first rate pain in the butt, then you have already made a great start.

Why o why do people think that Satan is such a pushover! You know, mutter a few rhymes, wave some garlic, do the little sugar plum fairy dance, distract his attention with a few knock-knock jokes and he'll be blubbering on the ground.

Try this thought experiment. You are going to be dropped into a group of vicious psychopathic serial killers and torturers, all alone in a cave in the desert. And these guys have just bought some chain saws, which they really want to try out. And you are wearing a sign that says "All you guys are big wimps and sissies, and yo mammas all have it off with goats". Now, does that scenario have you rarin' for a stoush? Or does it make you think being a short-order cook at Wendies wasn't such a bad idea after all?

Now imagine that Satan is a million times more evil, and nasty and downright ornery than any of those hombres, and he makes Dahmer look like Mother Theresa. And remember, this is the guy that took God on and brought down one third of Heaven, and he actually came a lot closer to getting the upper hand, ceptin’ we only get to read God’s side of the dispute and attendant unpleasantness. In any case, all that time since, he has just been waiting to use that blowtorch on someone, someone who perhaps would presume to be a "cancer" in His Majesty's skull. You still putting up your hand for the job? Well, are you, punk?

O.K. young people will be wacky zany young people. So here’s a tip, my brave young warrior. When you get close to Satan for the “Final Conflict” make sure you already done busted those big zits on your schnozzle. Becoz when you see him you gonna open your gob so wide, dat all your skin will stretch and those zits will pop by themselves and you might get all that puss spray on your Coke bottle specs and not be able to see him coming for you with the garden shears, specially as how yo specs already have a thick layer of dandruff. Yep, dat sight gonna be so horrible, yo beanie wid de propeller gonna start spinnin’ by itself.

And one more thing. You know that wand you got which you planning to wave at him and make him cry and blubber and beg for mercy? Well, I would get some sandpaper and smooth down all the edges on that gizmo, until they is all beautiful curves, and then get the emery file you always borrowin’ from yo sister to do yo nails and file dat wand down till it is all smooth like tofu in a blender.

Now you wantin’ to know if all dat filin’ and sandpaperin’ goin to give yo wand more power to defeat dat no-count Satan? Well no. BUT IT’S SURE AS HELL GONNA BE LESS PAINFUL WHEN HE SHOVES UP YO’ WHITE HONKY ***!!!

Answer 5

i'm sorry. dropping your faith and your boyfriend jointly is amazingly difficult. I wish i could hug you through the exhibit. lack of a loved one is such undesirable heartache. i do no longer favor to impression your human being decision, yet i visit assert that you ought to take time to decide if that is truly what you've faith, or if you're only offended. Being mad at God is different from questioning there is not any god or maybe as i'm no longer affirming it truly is the case the following, it occurs each now and then. Take convenience in regardless of the truth that you'll, grieve and honor his reminiscence.

Answer 6

Back off these things only happen by the annointing of the Holy Ghost you are playing a very dangerous game. You can never be a cancer to Satan if you stood before Satan he would laugh at you. But if you stood before him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and with a few more years added to your youth there would be a start.
Enjoy your youth kid.

Answer 7

I assume you're already in a good, Word-based Pentecostal church. If this is the area God has called you to, he will provide the training and opportunities for you, but remember the fruit of the Spirit include patience. Follow the leading of the Spirit and stay open to the voice of God.

Answer 8

God bless you big time. Fighting demons makes you or those you love a target for them, they can't stand it when people know they are there and act against them. Keep your spiritual walk strong with your relationship with Christ, those demons can't touch you if you are under the power that comes from the Holy Spirit. They might try to make your life miserable so that you give up fighting them, but know that you have strength in Christ even when you think you can't go on any more. Perservere for Him.

Keep praying protection and the Holy Spirit over those close to you, also. If the demons can't change your mind, then they will find a weak link, usually with family members.

I will pray for you, as you want to enter a high risk job for Christ. Being a prophet or using your prophetic gifts is not easy, but be a strong prayer warrior and surround yourself with people who pray and support you in this.

I'm not sure if there is training for what you are about to embark on, but knowing God more personally will give you insight about what demons are ready to be prayed against. Your age has nothing to do with recieving and using God's gifts to us. My uncle has seen and prayed against many demons, and his prayer was that if the demon is too strong for him at the time, then he asked the Lord not to show it to him. If he sees a demon, then he knows he has the power to overcome it through Christ.

I am really touched by you and your willingness to serve God and I will keep you on our prayer list. God bless.....

Answer 9

Even if you can manage this, NO education worth beans is going to be fast. You're coming off just like your counterparts, the mall witches - who think all magic is instant pudding and will have instant results.

The end of time is NOT here - that's been said for centuries - it is a misinterpretation. The end of time discussed did indeed end - we no longer live in the world jesus knew when he was alive.

You're going to live to a fine old age- unless you do something stupid and die young - and the world is not going to end within either of our lifetimes.

Answer 10

You should become Muslim. Read about exorcism in Islam. The Qur'an is ahealing for people and its recitation is used in exorcisms on people are possessed by devils.

http://www.islaam.com/Article.aspx?id=75
http://thetruereligion.org/modules/wfsection/article.php?articleid=55
http://www.islamqa.com/index.php?ref=1819&ln=eng

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may God guide you to the truth.