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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives
that the Lord is granting you six months to go back
to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and poof, she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and poof, she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St . Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the article in the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to the nun and says,
"No, sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

2007-03-10 19:00:12 · 10 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

lol. wow ahahah

2007-03-10 19:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by indecisive 6 · 0 0

scale of 1-10 9/10 lol

2007-03-11 04:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0 0

i would give it a 7

2007-03-11 04:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

oh my god it was so funny man you really gave me a good laugh obviously 10/ 10

2007-03-11 04:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0 0

Ruddy good one11/10.A * fr u.

2007-03-11 06:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Woo hoo hoooo!. Ah ha ha! Beni, beni!

2007-03-11 04:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0 0

ahh is was okay. Even though I am catholic, I have heard funnier catholic jokes. Keep trying

2007-03-11 04:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by 7th man 3 · 1 0

very amusing..., more than likely she had been harboring those feelings for a long long time indeed. cute !

2007-03-11 04:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

5.5/10

2007-03-11 04:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by MagicalPixie 3 · 0 0

hahahahahah

2007-03-11 05:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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