Is Jesus a b.astard son? Was he lying to all his silly Christian slave? Do you think he was stupid?
I beleive all of the above.
Good luck waiting for your rapture, kids. Daddy ain't comin' back.
2007-03-10 18:55:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YAY! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
2007-03-10 18:59:54 · update #1
Well I don't believe he ever existed as a human being, there's no historical evidence.
2007-03-10 19:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus was a topmost guru and messenger sent by God. I don't believe he was God as he never actually said he was. He always says he was the Son of God. A lot can be learned from his teachings but he was nothing more than a pure devotee of God.
God will be back but not soon. would you come back to this cess pool?
2007-03-11 04:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Heather H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was born of Holy Spirit. He did not lie but many things he said are misapplied in Christendom.
2007-03-11 04:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No away Cthulu! the Children of the Night serve Dracula!
2007-03-11 04:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Oh Noes Communism! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He certainly was a b.astard, since his p.arents weren't m.arried.
2007-03-11 04:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by eldad9 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You want to know about Han Solo, you go to George Lucas. You want to know about jesus, ask peter... oops! he's dead, so you can make up what you want, after all peter did...
2007-03-11 04:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by XX 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have fun in the afterlife with that one, buddy.
Tell Saddam I said hi.
2007-03-11 04:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Are you talking about Islam? I think you are.
You're just scared to admit it. Chicken little you....
2007-03-11 04:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋