2007-03-10 18:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by manna eater 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why are you so preferential towards Jesus? Don't you know I love you too?
2007-03-10 18:10:27 · update #1
Can't I just wash your feet or anoint your head with oil?
I respect you...but, cannibalism is against the law.
2007-03-10 18:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not unless I was
1. A Cannibal
2. A Vampire
3. A zombie (Romero type)
2007-03-11 03:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you capable of imparting eternal life through this gesture? If not, I'll pass.
2007-03-11 03:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that command of Jesus is symbolic.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-11 03:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I only have communion in remembrance of Jesus Christ. He forgives my sins. Your word promises nothing.
2007-03-11 03:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you God! if you were God i would do this in a heartbeat.
First do life a sinless life
and then
die on the cross
conquer death
conquer hell
then i will
do as
you ask..
thanks for asking
GBY
2007-03-11 03:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mind if I just have a powdered donut in remembrance of you?
2007-03-11 03:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Hermey Agonistes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.
I wouldn't want to find out later that you had Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease/ Mad Cow disease.
2007-03-11 03:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not Jesus Christ.
No.
2007-03-11 03:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're made of wafers and bleed wine, hell yes.
2007-03-11 03:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋