Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge ****, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you F*cking B*tch!!
2007-03-10 18:05:26 · 7 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, that is good, nearly choked on my coffee, keep em coming, 10/10
2007-03-12 00:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2007-03-10 18:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by RyRy 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
6/10
2007-03-10 19:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny 7/10
2007-03-10 18:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol 10/10
2007-03-12 00:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 02:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funnneee....10/10
2007-03-10 22:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋