A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.?The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around
2007-03-10 17:54:18 · 16 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke ... keep um'up
2007-03-10 18:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that's so humorous, I knew what they meant while they stated hit the floor. i'm no longer able to have faith she have been given perplexed. The Michael Jordan and Eddie Murphy replaced right into a good touch to the ending.
2016-10-01 22:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 on a 10 scale.
2007-03-10 18:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by RyRy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute and I never heard it before, 9/10
2007-03-10 18:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg.ha ha haaaa 10/10
2007-03-10 22:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-10 17:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 19:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok well i just wouldnt turn around big black guys are pretty scary he probably wanted money. i would get help
2007-03-10 18:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Corrie B 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha thats was ok but why it had to be a black man why it couldnt have been a purple man??
2007-03-10 17:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by kordarryl's baby 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Uh, why'd he have to be Black?
2007-03-11 11:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by GreenGrasshopper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋