If the Bible is true and Noah built the Ark?

Question

Why are Kangaroos only found in Australia?
Why did he take cockroaches and poisonos snakes and spiders onboard?
Why did he catch flies and mosquitos to take with him?
How big was the Ark?
And why we now have several religions and no other record of the Ark apart from in the Bible.

If it's in the 3 major monotheistic religions and only occured in that specific part of the world why is god only bothered about that part of the world and why do all 3 religions say it was their God that caused it and who began the other religions?

If he had 8 other people to help with the chores then everybody in that regin is an offspring of those 8 people. Inbreeding must have been huge.

Answer 1

The ark is a myth that's why-the whole story is made up.

Answer 2

1) Many kangaroo-shaped animals have been found in fossils on each of the continents. Unlike placentals, marsupial mammals wound up not being able to compete nearly as well as placental mammals, I know not why. Nevertheless, as far as anyone is aware, the only known marsupial in all of the North American wilderness is the oppossum, but is by far not the only marsupialoid-shaped fossil in North America.

2) Since when have cockroaches ever needed to be invited anywhere? As long as Noah didn't use insecticides, how was he going to prevent them from coming along for the ride?

3) There is no such thing as a snake that cannot swim and hold its breath for a WHOLE lot longer than any human. So Noah probably didn't even need to feel the urge to take any on board with him.

4) As long as there were rotting animal carcasses bobbing on the surface, there would have been ample fodder for fly larvae.. cool them off in icy-enough water, and their normal 14-day maturation cycle could have been prolonged enough for enough males and females to have survived on their own.

5) Skeeters in larval form are quite at home in the water.

6) It isn't all that important to know how big the Ark was.. all that's important to know is that He who Created the Creators of Snoopy and Pogo, would also be the Creator of the technology behind the amazingly large interiors of Snoopy's doghouse and Pogo's tree.

7) You'd better re-read the records kept by the Catholic Priests who accompanied Hernan Cortez and Francisco Pizarro, who recorded that both the Aztecs and the Incans believed not only in a cataclysmic flood, but also in the survivors having been forewarned by the Great White Spirit to get into boats with their animals.

Bhuddists believe that Bhudda sent the flood that wiped out all of the non-Bhuddists of the day.

Just because they don't all agree on the shape or the size or the number of the boats, does not mean that they didn't get their unwritten, and therefore, potentially less-accurate stories from the exact same source.

Answer 3

Kangaroos migrated to Australia because of the tasty beers, Noah liked to feed mice to the snakes and cockroaches to the spiders because it looked awesome, he needed flies so that the Venus fly trap would survive and mosquito's so that the Venus mosquito trap would live (he failed to water it so it died) the ark was REALLY big, because the other religions are not the true representation of the holy father.
Now i really don't believe any of that ****, and i think another interesting thought is that he must have taken worms on the ark to do that special thing they do in the soil to help plants grow, also bacteria for the same reason, but if he only took 2 of each species it would have taken a while before there was much fertilized soil to grow crops on to feed the millions of animals he stacked into contained on the H.M.S Ark.
I think the story of the ark is one of the most illogical ones in the bible, right after the tower of babel crap.

Answer 4

"Why are Kangaroos only found in Australia?"

Because they like Australian grass

"Why did he take cockroaches and poisonos snakes and spiders onboard?"

God said so and Noah was brought up not to back chat

"Why did he catch flies and mosquitos to take with him?"

To feed the frogs and lizzards

"How big was the Ark?"

Twice the distance from the middle to the end

"And why we now have several religions and no other record of the Ark apart from in the Bible"

Because Noah took 2 people from every religion on the ark and blindfolded them

Answer 5

whether you're taking the story actually, you're actually not describing the story of the Ark as provided interior the previous testomony. you shop throwing in "might desire to have's" which do no longer inevitably stick to. The flood "might desire to have" lined Mt. Everest, the kind of animal species "might desire to have" been extra beneficial than the account describes. there have been additionally extra beneficial than 2 of a few species, in straight forward terms 2 of others. we don't understand what element of the earth the flood lined, the way it affected different continents, or which animal species required saving. that's no longer sparkling how lots of the earth contained a human inhabitants at this element. i do no longer think of the account desires to be taken actually, yet you will possibly be able to desire to initiate by making use of getting the definitely tale immediately.

Answer 6

The only animals god had created before the flood were camels, sheep, one species of snake, and a handful of birds.
So basicly Noah had to store food and feed 10-16 animals. After the flood, god created all the other species, and put fossils underground to confuse archeologists.

Answer 7

or how does he feed all the animals and clean up after the animal if there is 300 animals, and it takes him 5 minute to feed one and clean up it's poo, it would take him more then 1 day to do all the animals, it's not possible, how is he able to store enough food for animals

lets say the animals don't need to eat because god is helping, and animals can poo out to the ocean, then it's possible

do you see where i'm going with this?

Answer 8

actually it's in the 3 major monotheistic religions (4 Bil people)

and it is thought that the flood only happened in That specific region, not the whole world.

Answer 9

No record of the ark maybe, but many, many cultures have stories of floods. And, of course, some of them predate the bible.

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/flood-myths.html

Also: What did the termites eat for the duration of the trip? Or the predators for that matter?

Answer 10

Wait, what about this one. If the earth was covered in water for 40 days, how did the olive tree survive?

The people that wrote the New Testament were mind-blowingly ignorant when it came to matters regarding science and biology.