During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2007-03-10 17:04:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same Director on one of his visits said to a patient .
do you know who I am .
The patient replied
"matron will tell you"
2007-03-10 17:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-10 17:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 22:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by berks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question and all but nice joke though! Thought it was quite funny!
2007-03-10 17:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Karmen 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hee heee heee great one 10/10
2007-03-10 22:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2007-03-10 23:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good (wonder how many who read this think the same) before the logical answer is given , i did !!!!
2007-03-10 17:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the person said...."did you get that on the first try or do you want to be my room mate??"
2007-03-10 17:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-10 19:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ann Louise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-03-10 17:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sue W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋