Props to LJ2.0!
2007-03-10 16:39:06 · 15 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, Wait a minute I gave you the info.
And to answer your question no he didn't. Zombie Jesus did. At least he wasn't as bad as Jebus. He died for gay rights.
2007-03-10 16:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trying to warn Balaam was a sin?The donkey talk by means of supernatural intervention and never spoke again.It's not like he was Mr. Ed.
2007-03-11 01:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Balaam's talking donkey didn't sin, he was a good donkey and refused to chalenge the angel with the flaming sword. ( smart donkey too).
2007-03-11 00:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that story. Whenever I read it, I always have to apply Michael Myers and Eddie Murphey's voices to Balaam and the Donkey. You should try it. It makes it REALLY funny.
2007-03-11 00:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Angry Moogle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew says that God talked out of Balaam's аss.
Does Disney have a talking cloud (Ex. 19-20) or a talking bush that's on fire but isn't burning (Ex. 3)?
2007-03-11 03:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by RickySTT, EAC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-03-11 00:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My version of the bible says that it was Balaam's @ss that talked.
2007-03-11 00:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus died for political reasons not sins. If one actually believes he deletes sins then I say he died in vain.
Your sins still count in my book ...,see you in court .
2007-03-11 00:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus died on the cross for our sins.
2007-03-11 00:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Josh D 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hold on, I'll look that up....
Yep! It has nothing to do with homosexuality, and can therefore be forgiven. Smooth save, Jesus!
2007-03-11 00:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋