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Ruth & Naomi (& Boaz).

David & Bathsheba

The Song of Solomon

Jesus with the sword in his mouth (revelation)

Paul's letter for the slave Philemon

Jesus sending the demons into the pigs.

The ways to prepare animal sacrifices.

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2007-03-10 16:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0 1

Though you may take nothing seriously now, you still must acknowledge that a day will come when your laughter will cease forever. As a foretaste of that day, here's a passage from Galatians 6:

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."

If you still have free will, I suggest you use it wisely while you can.

2007-03-11 01:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

How bout when God sends two bears to kill 42 children for calling Elisha "bald head." 2 Kings 2:23-24

2007-03-11 00:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 6 · 4 1

Samson and Delilah

The whole homophobic thing with Johnathan and David

Jonah campin out inside a WHALE ffs!

2007-03-11 00:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1 1

Have you done Job yet? And why only stories? There's flat Earth, the Sun revolving around the Earth, bats are birds...

2007-03-11 00:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

How about trying to make fun of the talking donkey.

here is a source: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

2007-03-11 00:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

DAMNIT!!! Gazoo stole my answer! I was SO going to mention the 2 bears mauling the children from 2 Kings 2!!!

2007-03-11 00:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 1

How about the one when God says you will account one day for every idle word?

2007-03-11 00:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Esther 7 · 1 1

The burning bush is a good one.

2007-03-11 00:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

the parable of the sheep and the goats.
the goats go to hell.

2007-03-11 04:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by j_timberLate 3 · 0 0

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