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I just spoke with Jesus a few moments ago. Jesus said to stop hating.

2007-03-10 15:48:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

She sure is, Zero :) I'm a huge Laptop fan; it was so cool to speak with her!

2007-03-10 16:01:45 · update #1

22 answers

Oh ****! haha, a question from the penguin. Um, hiya and it was nice to talk to you too. I should have been more techo about this!!

HUGS TO ALL :)

2007-03-10 16:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1 0

No, but I had a dream about talking with God.
We were walking down a path He had his hands behind his back as we walked and talked. I couldn't see his face, because the light was so bright when I tried.
I asked three questions.
1. What's with all this religious stuff? Not one is correct.
ANSWER: They are all trying, but haven't got it right yet.When the time comes, everyone will know the truth from birth. It will not have to be preached from door to door.
2. So when will that be?
Answer: If I told you, and they believe you, The world will be in caos.
3. So what about me?
ANSWER: You'll be alright because you know the difference between right and wrong.

2007-03-11 00:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 0 0

A white bearded dude that lived in the middle east 2000 years ago would not know how to use the phone. Let alone a child born out of wedlock.

2007-03-11 00:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had a nice long talk in person once with him,I was however tripping pretty hard at the time so I'm not sure if that counts. All I can tell you is never mix your shrooms with lsd,they really compliment each other a bit too much.

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2007-03-10 23:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've never gotten a phone call from Jesus, but I've gotten to talk with him personally! when i pray, jesus is always there, listening and talking back. When i read my bible, He's always there, helping me understand the words and meanings. He's always talking to us! Even in dreams. Isn't it awesome?!

2007-03-10 23:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by qwerty 2 · 0 1

Via a Angel, he told me to fast. Did you no when an angel deliverse a mesage from God he has to say, Jesus Christ is God and he came to the earth in the flesh. Fallen angels and spirits can't do that i guess.

2007-03-10 23:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by chucky 3 · 0 1

Yes, I have

Jesus said to start Loving.

2007-03-10 23:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1 1

good advice but was it really necessary? or did it sound like an innuendo?
Santa called me and said pretty much the same thing and that he would be watching ....

2007-03-10 23:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2 0

Jesus is one smart laptop.

2007-03-10 23:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

He called collect and I refused the call. The gall of that man.

2007-03-10 23:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 2 0

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