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So, who else is drinking on this fine night? And how far gone are you? I'd estimate that the state would not want me driving at this moment.

Also, what are you drinking? I have Jim Beam.

does this offend Jesus?

2007-03-10 15:31:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Mead! The nectar of the Gods!

2007-03-10 15:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do you no what lowering the capstone of the all seeing eye means?
Forceing and seduceing people to play occult games or practice occult practices, thus enableing a spirit of Satan to enter that person and place them into bondage to witchcraft/Demonic forces. The mark of the Beast is then aquired by being forced to go threw a Trancendental Meditation Ceremony with the aid of witchcraft. When a Christian recieves the Holy Spirit it's called Baptised, when a soul receives the spirit of the Antichrist it's called Possesed

2007-03-10 23:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by chucky 3 · 0 2

Not me, I don't drink unless it's a hot day and I'm in a boat, with a life jacket on, and tied to the boat. I think I'm six feet tall and bulletproof when I drink.

2007-03-10 23:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've had a few Killian Irish Reds.

I don't care if it offends a human being that has been dead for almost 2000 years and is nothing but dust and bones.

2007-03-10 23:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1 0

I'm drinking tomorrow's Holy Wine. I'll refill the bottle with Welch's Grape Juice.

2007-03-10 23:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 1 1

No, Jesus only get offended when you don't drink the good stuff.

2007-03-10 23:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 2 1

Jesus told me earlier this night to drink Dewars on the rocks so naturally, I obliged... Jesus is now telling me not to get into a car and go and get Taco Bell even though I have the munchies really badly... Gosh Darn you JESUS I NEED TACO BELL REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-10 23:40:26 · answer #7 · answered by schneid123 3 · 1 1

I've had some milk... which is a problem, because I have to take my medication at some point and I can't take it within 2 hours of eating dairy... so I'm gunna have to stay up for a little while.

2007-03-10 23:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1 0

I have had two shots of Scapa 14. I don't think this would offend Jesus. He drank wine, he just didn't let sin get him when he did.

2007-03-10 23:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by 1,1,2,3,3,4, 5,5,6,6,6, 8,8,8,10 6 · 0 0

Far enough that I'm getting the thumbs down I so enjoy. Have a good night.
P.S. I asked and J.C. said he's cool with it.

2007-03-10 23:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by nostromobb 5 · 0 0

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