I'll give you the punch line, you write the joke to go with it. Funniest one gets 10 points! Ready?

Question

And now the punch line:

Excuse me, Mr. Griswell...but is that a ferret your hiding in there?

Answer 1

What did the girl scout say after selling the pedophile a box of cookies?

Answer 2

A beautiful woman was accidentally thrown into the lap of Mr. Griswell, as the train came to a screeching halt. Much to his embarassment,(but TOTAL delight) it really affected Mr. Griswell. You see he, uh, well, he,uh,his body reacted to the circumstances,you see. Anyway, as the train attendent was helping the lady up to her feet, he looked down at Mr. Griswell and noticed the ......how shall I put this????....He noticed a protuberance in Mr. Griswell's pants. "Excuse me, Mr. Griswell....but is that a ferret you're hiding in there?" ( Naughty Sunshine. I think that paragraph I wrote last night about Miss Kitty and Matt is still on my mind!!!)

Answer 3

I'll give it a shot...

A little boy goes into a pet store and sees a group of animals that he likes.
His father tells him those animals are ferrets.. they are really active animals.
The little boy is excited and asks his father if he can buy one.
The father teaches the boy how to make the ferret do tricks. He teaches the ferret to stand up and gives it water to drink and when you say "spit" the ferret spits the water out.
The boy notices his neighbor Mr. Griswell while playing outside through an open window with Mrs. Griswell. Mr. Griswell tells Mrs. Griswell to spit instead of swallowing... and in a climaxing moment, Mr. Griswell yells "spit"...
and the little boy yells... "Mr. Griswell... but is that a ferret your hiding in there?"

Funny? I dunno

Answer 4

Okay I totally got this.It may not be that funny though.

So theres this security guy at an airport and it's in California.
The guy is scanning people through this machine to make sure they're not carrying anything illegal.
So this one guy comes through holding onto his crotch for dear life.
The security guy scans him paying no attention to the guys actions.
Well as the guy walks through the security guy stops him.
The security guy gives the man a strange look and asks him to step to the side.
So the man does.
The security guy walks up to the man and moves his hand from his crotch.
Then the security guy notices the mans crotch is moving and walks straight up to him, grabs his crotch and says,
"excuse me mr. griswell...but is that a ferret your hiding in there?"

Answer 5

What did the proctologist ask Mr. Griswell?