And now the punch line:
One dollar and twenty five cents will get you that and a whole lot more!
2007-03-10 15:19:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did military supply tell George Bush when he asked about getting better military equipment for our troops?
(sorry maybe no PC but could not resist)
OK..you did not like these...I will try again......
Diddy time...
Guy walks into a club in New York
Sees Brittany and Paris sitting with a dork
Guy asks the British bouncer how that guy got so lucky
Bouncer replies..."well let me tell ya ducky"
"I'll take you through that big red door."
Where One dollar and twenty five cents will get you that and a whole lot more!"
Better?
2007-03-11 05:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears replaced into attending a sort in foodstuff on the "Robert Downey Jr. Rehab center." They stated her that a common healthy meal could encompass: One apple,a turkey sandwich,some carrots and a bottle of spring water. With each and all the commotion going on in her head, that's what Britney heard: A bowl of chitterlings, 2 bananas, 3 Hershey bars and an RC Cola.
2016-10-01 22:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day an old man,down on his luck and in need of a little womanly attention, decided to drive downtown and check out the local hookers. He saw this one "lady" and pulled the car to the curb. She was having a slow night, so she decided to talk with the old geezer. She poked her head in the car.
"Well,hello big guy. Anything on your mind?" "Yes,maam," replied Mr. Geezer.( That REALLY was his name,it turns out!)
"You sure are pretty and I sure am lonely....trouble is I've only got this handful of change." He showed her what he had. She looked at the change and then looked at his ever-tightening trousers.... she thought to herself,"OMG!" She smiled broadly at him and said,"One dollar and twenty five cents will get you that and a whole lot more!"
2007-03-11 06:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(George Bush to A Prositute: Hey, ma'm can I get your two cents on the war in Iraq?
Prositute: Yeah, but One dollar and twenty five cents will get you that and a whole lot more!
2007-03-10 16:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100 cents and a hole lott more!!!!!
2007-03-10 16:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋