And now the punch line:
Hey, I thought you said this was for charity!
2007-03-10 15:18:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl named Becky hosts an auction, all of the proceeds going to blind orphans with diseases, and convinces her rich friend Mark to come to. Mark looks around but doesn't see anything he really wants.
"How about this vase?" She asks, holding up an ugly, misshapen vase a blind orphan had made.
"I don't know..." Mark says
"But its for charity!" She insists. He places a 1000 dollar bid, and she smiles and holds up yet another item, after all hes rich and the cause is good.
"Great, hey what about this sweater." Becky asks.
"I don't know..." Mark says.
"But its for charity!" Becky insists. So Mark placed yet another 1000 dollar bid, looking around the room, he doesn't find much, when he finally sees an item he wants.
"Hey, is everything here up for auction?" He asks.
"Yes, everything the eye can see." She said beaming.
"Well than, I'll give you 1000 dollars to sleep with me." Marks says.
"What, no way!" Beckys says, indignant.
"Hey, I thought you said this was for charity!"
2007-03-10 16:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by REVA M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Britney Spears grew to become into attending a classification in foodstuff on the "Robert Downey Jr. Rehab center." They counseled her that a common wholesome meal could encompass: One apple,a turkey sandwich,some carrots and a bottle of spring water. With each and all of the commotion occurring in her head, it particularly is what Britney heard: A bowl of chitterlings, 2 bananas, 3 Hershey bars and an RC Cola.
2016-09-30 12:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very wealthy single man goes to an Aid's fundraiser date auction. At first none of the women up for auction caught his eye... he was really ready to leave. Finally, a drop dead gorgeous red head catches his eye.
Man: 100!
Stranger: 200!
Man: 500!
Stranger: 1000!
Man: 10,000!
The crowd was quite impressed, the man's opponent had backed down. He had won the auction.
Immediately after the auction was over, he went on a date with the red head. Everything went quite well, they really connected.
After they left the restaurant, he drove her directly to his house.
Woman: Can you drive me home?
Man: No.
Woman: Why?
Man: You've got to have sex with me now.
Woman: Immediately gets out of the car and starts walking home...
Man: (Yells out to her) Hey, you've got to have sex with me... I thought you said this was for charity!
(Hey, I tried lol)
2007-03-10 16:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋