And now the punch line:
A bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars and an RC Cola.
2007-03-10 15:16:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did Daniel find when he went to his kitchen cabinet, his medicine chest, his top drawer and what is to the right of his cold water handle that he had for dinner last night?
Sorry could not resist...getting ready to leave so I will give it an ernest shot.
I am from the South so here goes.
What is on the menu for Jimmy Carters next birthday party?
(But ya gotta add a Billy Beer)
2007-03-11 05:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears was attending a class in nutrition at the "Robert Downey Jr. Rehab Center." They informed her that a typical healthy meal might consist of:
One apple,a turkey sandwich,some carrots and a bottle of spring water.
With all the commotion going on in her head, this is what Britney heard:
A bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars and an RC Cola.
2007-03-11 06:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What happens when you leave your black room mate do the grocery shopping?
A: You end up with A bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars and an RC Cola
Dave Chapelle and Carlos Mencia have nothing on me.
Eh maybe they do.
2007-03-10 15:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by greenblowtoad 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what does one eat when he feels like someone "punch"ed him because he cut the "line"?
(get it-- the punch line is "A bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars and an RC Cola.")
2007-03-10 15:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i will supply it a shot... a touch boy is going right into a puppy save and sees a collection of animals that he likes. His father tells him those animals are ferrets.. they are quite energetic animals. The little boy is worked up and asks his father if he could desire to purchase one. the daddy teaches the boy a thank you to make the ferret do tricks. He teaches the ferret to stand up and provides it water to drink and once you assert "spit" the ferret spits the water out. The boy notices his neighbor Mr. Griswell jointly as enjoying exterior via an open window with Mrs. Griswell. Mr. Griswell tells Mrs. Griswell to spit instead of swallowing... and in a climaxing 2nd, Mr. Griswell yells "spit"... and the little boy yells... "Mr. Griswell... yet is that a ferret your hiding in there?" humorous? I dunno
2016-10-01 22:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does MIchael Jackson have for breakfast?
2007-03-10 15:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you give a restaruant a tip, what do they spend it on?
2007-03-10 15:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by scotty j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what my cow and his wife had as baby lol
please give me 10 points i have a puppy face now
2007-03-10 15:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Makala 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What was found in the devil's diaper?
2007-03-10 15:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋