A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey koala! What are you doing?" The koals says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then feel into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude......... how much water did you drink?!!!!!"
2007-03-10
14:12:09
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