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A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey koala! What are you doing?" The koals says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then feel into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude......... how much water did you drink?!!!!!"

2007-03-10 14:12:09 · 17 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

That was really cute!!!!!!!!

2007-03-12 01:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0 0

The Funniest ever.Really!

2007-03-10 15:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by dhivyia10 2 · 0 0

Rofl. This was funny. Animals getting high...lol.

2007-03-10 15:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by compassion 2 · 0 0

Hilarious!!

2007-03-10 14:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

d@mn dat koala really got high

2007-03-10 14:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I heard it but forgot it,. not bad 7/10

2007-03-10 15:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

it was cute...ilike the idea of a high koala

2007-03-10 14:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0 0

LOL. It is funny! LOL.

Have a great Sunday!

2007-03-11 03:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-03-10 14:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by spongeronbrownpants 1 · 0 0

thats just funny

2007-03-10 14:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was cute, it certainly could have turned out worse.

2007-03-11 03:56:33 · answer #11 · answered by cookie 5 · 0 0

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