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2007-03-10 14:00:04 · 16 answers · asked by Fabyolla♥ 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, I will be too busy dancing in the streets. All the Christians gone? Heaven on Earth.

2007-03-10 14:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Vegan 7 · 9 1

Yeah, I'll proabably be hanging out at my coffee shop, reading the paper, doing the same thing I always do every day after work. Know why? Because the Rapture is load.

2007-03-10 22:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie Girl 4 · 6 1

Over 2000 years of waiting an no Rapture yet. I think you will be waiting forever but go ahead and wait if it floats your boat.

2007-03-10 22:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 4 0

I would imagine floating into the sky to be a horrible death once hypothermia sets in much less lapsing into a coma as the atmosphere thins. What a silly belief system!

2007-03-10 22:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Rico E Suave 4 · 3 0

Yes, to laugh at the apostates like you who suffer the agony of deceit. You have replaced His truths with lies. You come in Jesus' name but you're children of Hades. You will say unto Him Lord Lord we prophesied in Your name and taunted people on Yahoo Answers and He will say, "Depart from me. I never knew you." Why don't you get real about your Christianity and prove me wrong. Count the cost and pick up your cross. Your combative style of Christianity will sway no one. Repent of your wicked ways for the Day of the Lord is at hand.

2007-03-10 22:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by skimdaddy 3 · 1 1

If they still run the site, sure. There will still be questions to be answered like, "I wonder if they got the Heaven they wanted?" or "Did they go to heaven or did the spaceship from the wandering planet pick them up?"

2007-03-10 22:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 2

You go on ahead, I'll wait here with them till it's time to go.

2007-03-10 22:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by rezany 5 · 0 0

Since Rapture is a fairy tale, I'll be here next week wearing my new boxers.

2007-03-10 22:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 9 2

love and blessings?? why blessings??
christians are really weird
so since i am gay
party and anal enjoyment for you

2007-03-10 22:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

There will never be a rapture.

2007-03-10 22:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 10 2

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