One morning I got up to fix my daughter breakfast when she was about 5. I asked what she wanted and she said "I want black toast and tolerin". I laughed so hard . She heard someone on TV say they were lactose intolerent. They come up with the funniest things.
2007-03-10 13:49:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My mom had to go out of state to court last week . she was telling my daughter and my nephew that she wouldn't be home so they couldn't come to her house. She explained that she was going very far away to go to court. My nephew who is 6 thought really hard for a moment and said" Nanny, why can't aunt sara just give you a quarter?" We laughed so hard we were in tears.
2007-03-10 15:12:44 · update #1
He's not my son, but my step son. Not funny, but so cute. He's 7 almost 8 and still says the funniest stuff. Lets see, "Daddy, I'm going to marry her before you", "I want a plain hamburger with cheese and everything else on it," "Daddy, why is Victoria's belly so big, mommy says babies come from the womb not the belly..." "AAAHHH man, I wanted a little brother to beat up on, not a little sister, now I can't hit her and get away with it, but she'll get to hit me." and most recently his teachers asked him if he was going to see his dad this summer, to which he replies very very loud and proud, "Yeah, but only on the computer." The teacher asked him why and he replied " 'Cause he over kicking bad guys butts so everybody else can be lazy and so you can teach us to be smart..." He heard Nana and Papa talking with Daddy about how he's protecting everybody's rights to do what they want over here and how proud everybody was of him.
2007-03-10 17:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by Victoria B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son is almost 4 and he has said so many funny things but I think the one that made me laugh the most was about a month ago we were in the car and he told me that he had to go potty. Well we were only like 5 minutes away from where we were going and I askied him if he could hold it. When we pulled up infront of the house he looked at me with a surprised face and said "Mommy, my wee wee is magic I didn't have an accident". It was hilarious.
2007-03-10 14:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kristin R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
after a very tiring morning when I felt like I had been picking up after Miss 6, Miss 5, and Master 4, constantly I convinced them to help me by picking up the toys in their playroom.
On inspecting the playroom ten minutes later I was suprised to find it almost perfectly tidy but there was a piece of apple peel on the floor and knowing Miss 5 had had an apple that morning I looked at her while pointing to the apple peel and said.: "Now where does that bloody belong?"
She looked from me to the apple peel and back again and in her most serious voice with hands on her hips she said...
"On the bloody apple!"
I could't help laughing and suddenly the days frustrations melted away and I picked up the peel and on inspecting it decided it couldnt go back on the apple so I put it in the bin while telling my angels they had done a great job of cleaning up.
2007-03-10 16:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was having a particularly hard time with my 6 yr old and 4 yr old grandsons as they were throwing a little fit and fighting amongst themselves at the same time . She took them back in the house to have a "little chat with them" so to speak and the oldest pipedup and said "But Mom ,we're only kids"!
2007-03-10 14:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got up early to feed my daughter breakfast because I had to work and I had to bring her to my babysitter. We are sitting at the table and since she is only three almost every thing that comes out of her mouth is funny. At that age they are the cutiest. Angel which is her name and believe me that is not the case all the time. LOL! She look at me and says mommy you know what you really got a big booty and every one just starts laughing. I was so glad it was just me and my daughter. I said angel you are so funny you make me laugh. She says to me you know what mommy you give me a headache I need a medicine aspirn all the days of every day.
2007-03-10 13:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
When my son and daughter were 4 and 3 years old respectively, my mother took them to Sunday School with her. Now I knew their lesson was on Shadrack, Meshach and Abed-Nego from the Bible. I asked my daughter what she learned in Sunday School. She answered, "I learned about Shadrack, Meshach and a minute-ago." My son said, "That's not right! It was Shadrack, Meshack, and a Billy Goat!" Thirty years later and I have never forgotten that one!
2007-03-10 14:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Beckers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My little son has said many things...
One time he found a penny in the bathroom and came up to my husband and said "I found a magical penny in the bathroom!" My husband laughed and then my son looked very serious and said, "I am putting it in my pocket, safe and SOUND." It was very funny :)
He also stood up on a chair one time when we had visitors he didn't know. He was too short, so standing on the chair made him their height. He stuck out his hand and said, "Hello! I'm Mat!" He was only two. It was so funny.
Sometimes when he goes to the bathroom he says "Don't worry about me guys...I'm just going for a poop so it's going to be OK!"
He's a funny little guy.
2007-03-10 13:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jadren 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just this morning my 3 year old son said "My maternity shoes aren't fitting very well anymore." This was after hearing me complain to a friend that I really need to stop wearing maternity clothes now that I'm no longer pregnant (I'll admit its been 3 months, and I'm really close to getting back into prepregnancy clothes).
2007-03-10 13:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Years ago, my kids were into telling me "secrets" so the other one was somehow "left out" of the "inner circle" so to speak, and so, one morning, as I was sitting with them having breakfast, one of them ( I can't remember which, it's been so long ago) came up and started whispering a "secret" into daddy's ear, and the other came and put their ear up to my other ear, as if to hear the secret as it passed through daddy's empty head. LOLOLOLOL!!! Talk about being put in my place!! God Bless you.
2007-03-10 13:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That his name is George Macintosh, when he was only 4 or 5. Not his name of course.
2007-03-10 13:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by freekin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋