A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners" Go away!" said the old lady. "I
haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close
the door Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a dang
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
What part of broke do you not understand?
2007-03-10 13:14:23 · 11 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,good one.
2007-03-10 15:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke A++++++++! The writer really expressed the joke and it made lots of sense! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 13:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by silver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Great joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great Sunday!
2007-03-11 03:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he enjoy his supper tonight. A+ joke.
2007-03-12 12:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyy ..this was really funny buddy ..I like it a lot ... wil you post some more..if you do ..ill be waiting ..lol lol lol
2007-03-10 16:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one lovin' it
2007-03-10 13:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mystic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and everybody laughed....good one
2007-03-10 13:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by takhike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 13:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you. I needed that. I've been down all night. I finally laughed. thanks again.
2007-03-10 14:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent....have a great yahoo week....................LOL
2007-03-10 13:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋