A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion. The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David." The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Thomas and I am Catholic and this is the Crucifix." The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Johnny and I am Mormon and this is a casserole
2007-03-10 13:13:00 · 6 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm dying to know if your Mormon!
What wit all the Mormon jokes I dont get them, I might tell some of my grandmothers church members about them to get a little insight.
2007-03-10 13:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I'm LDS and thought that it was funny! Here's another one for you:
An athletic field was made for some missionaries by the Provo MTC to use during their down time and get some exercise. It ended up that many college students from BYU were using it also, and it became crowded. Soon thereafter, a sign was put up that said
"Athletic Field, Missionaries Only"
The next day, the students were still ther, but a new sign was placed next to the old one saying:
"Every member a missionary!"
2007-03-13 14:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by cdaae663 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think they are and religious jokes that r funny
2007-03-10 21:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by candyangel874 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 21:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2007-03-10 21:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and?????????????
I don't get it.
2007-03-10 22:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋