There was a woman setting at home watching the news. when the news showed this car going the wrong way on the freeway. well it look like the freeway her husband used every day. so she called her husbands cell phone to warn him to be careful on his way home. Because there was a guy going the wrong way. her husband said there is not one there is hundreds
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
2007-03-10 13:09:22 · 11 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahah!!! lol i give u a *
2007-03-10 13:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-10 13:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was LOL-worthy but the second one kinda sucked.
2007-03-10 13:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was the best but they were both funny
=D
2007-03-10 13:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz its better than eating alone
2007-03-10 13:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jon Bottoms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u made me smile thank u
2007-03-10 13:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i like it good chuckle
2007-03-14 06:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are very funny =)
2007-03-10 13:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one funnyyy!
2007-03-10 13:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by outrun_7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 13:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋