A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a
nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the man. "4 cents," the bartender replied. "Four cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."
2007-03-10 13:07:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Sixth Affair
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber He looked up and his pale lips began
to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to
confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I sl*pt with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
2007-03-10 13:08:22 · update #1
brilliant lmfao 10/10 x
2007-03-11 19:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could say he does such as you and he mentions DD each and all the time to work out the place your emotions are. i could ask him out whilst the two one in each of you're on my own and decrease to the chase. Your best concern is that he's a participant on account that he has 2 girlfriends and it may no longer final and you'd be harm, be arranged for that.
2016-11-24 19:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the last one best 20/20
2007-03-11 00:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
Kudos to you! ..... 10** Two good jokes! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great Sunday!
2007-03-11 04:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. They were both very funny. I heard the first one before though,lol. XD
2007-03-10 14:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loed the 1st one but not the second
2007-03-10 13:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
9/10
2007-03-10 13:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 is out of the park,good job.
2007-03-10 13:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard them both before!
but I love a clean joke!
2007-03-10 13:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very funny. It made me laugh my head off.
2007-03-10 13:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋