The Third Affair
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. F*ller, who was about to be cremated, he made
an amazing discovery. Filler had the longest p*nis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry, Mr. Filler", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge p*nis like this.
It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's p*nis. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, " F*ller is dead!"
2007-03-10 13:04:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Fourth Affair
A woman was in bed with her l*ver when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum
powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2007-03-10 13:05:41 · update #1
Wow Chris, some good tips there, have a star, 10/10
2007-03-10 20:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 4 is a clear winner
2007-03-10 13:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your well up on what to do chris 20/20
2007-03-11 00:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, number 4 was funny.
2007-03-10 14:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa haa laughed more at affair number 4
2007-03-10 13:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one you should write a book.
2007-03-10 13:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, nice!!
2007-03-10 13:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl that was freakin funny dude!
2007-03-10 13:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by sk8rat8988 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes,good
2007-03-10 13:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 13:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋