A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 56 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 56 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Your Wife
2007-03-10 12:56:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is my fave!
loved it, really, the best yet! ;)
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-10 13:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Maybe in a couple of years the 18 year olds will get together.
2007-03-10 13:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how you say it in the joke.
A toy boy to me would have to be at least 40. LOL
I couldn't go with an 18 year old (that's younger than my youngest daughter)
2007-03-11 11:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you just keep gettin worse and also gettin better if that makes sence no?ok i'll shut up hehe ,well in a mo, hey when the husband gets constipated does he work that out with a pencil too lol
2007-03-11 00:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-03-10 13:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by VillageGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, the wife is right! Very funny!
2007-03-10 13:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as she has a lubricant she,s right!!But I have news for her it,ll only last about a minute each time!!!
2007-03-10 13:01:26 · answer #7 · answered by april showers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky or unlucky pool boy i think unlucky10/10
2007-03-11 00:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still funny
2007-03-10 12:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NIce!
2007-03-10 12:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋