How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? It depends!
If it is the Relief Society it takes four. One to fix refreshments. One to bring the tablecloth. One to design the Center Piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.
If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs. They call a Priesthood Executive Council And delegate it to the Elders.
If it is the Elders it takes four. Three that don't show up, and One to change the bulb.
If it is the High Priests it takes four. Two to push the wheel chairs. One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.
If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.
If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one. He holds the light bulb in the socket And the whole world revolves around him
2007-03-10 12:48:52 · 3 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm LDS and I heard Mitt Romney, beleive it or not, say this one:
"I believe marriage is between a man and a woman.....and a woman.....and a woman.....and a woman........"
2007-03-10 18:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by cdaae663 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute, liked the last one
2007-03-10 20:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by cookie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 20:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋