A Mormon guy in line to get lunch leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Mormon joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an anti-Mormon. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's an anti-Mormon. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's an anti-Mormon. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times
When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries' field. To deal with this problem, a large banner was posted, which read "Missionaries Only."
The next day, BYU students were out on the field, playing touch football and throwing Frisbees. They had posted a new banner which read, "Every member a missionary
2007-03-10 12:45:50 · 4 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved these, very cute!!!
2007-03-10 13:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Grandma of six 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx, i thing you have plenty of time
2007-03-10 12:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 12:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok, these are pretty stupid
2007-03-10 13:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋