A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop
asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more
agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "Its square and it has your
picture on it." The driver finally found a square
mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at
the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can
go. I didn't realize you were a cop
A Mormon guy in line to get lunch leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Mormon joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an anti-Mormon. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's an anti-Mormon. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's an anti-Mormon. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times
2007-03-10 12:33:59 · 6 answers · asked by Tracey P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-10 12:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both really funny. I like the first one, especially.
2007-03-10 12:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is priceless
2007-03-10 12:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 12:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-03-14 06:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol/.....
2007-03-10 12:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋